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Charlene and I have been going oh-so-hard to get things better in our worlds. When my 3rd spousal relationship finished, (and let’s just say it “ended,” mmm’kay?) I only knew it had become time to realize a change. Not only some change, I’m talkin’ a heavy change, sweetheart.

Yet it just seems everybody wishes to hold me out. Life’s so rough, isn’t it? When I saw my doctor to talk about the tummy reduction price I was quoted, he just lectured me about finding the proper form of fitness. He knows I’ve been doing everything I can, smearing on the scar zone cream and making all my beauty salon equipment to earn their cost.

Yet he only keeps lecturing me about dieting and exercise, telling me that my body would respond over the long-term if I treat it like I care for it it.

He’s strong on biking, but I told him cycling seats chafe me and I just cannot fathom putting on those tight cycling jerseys. Is he attempting to abase me? At least he became a bit more moderate when he started speaking about things I could do in the solace of my own home.

Stationary bikes might certainly work better for me than bicycling out in the open and weight-lifting benches and exercise mats are a little more my style.

Yet I also argue that I get plenty of exercise in my day-to-day life. Just last week I found tons of exercise pushing around Carla’s garden cart while we decorated her patio for her sister’s birthday party. Arranging the garden benches layout for outdoor party seats after moving the Weber 751001 Charcoal Grill made for some good weight lifting. And then the stretching and movement required to get all those string lights position right was like aerobics.

Maybe it sounds like I am making excuses. I do not care, friend, that was challenging work! After all that partying and decorating I bet I burned 1000 calories. I challenge some treadmill joggin’ sap to press garden carts around for five hours and reckon how they feel.

I don’t mean to sound whiny. I’ll get it all in concert. I just wish individuals would occasionally center on what I’ve done instead of what I still need to complete. I know it is not simple being you, but it isn’t simple being me, either. We all have to work hard to be happy, I guess.

Have you met Carly yet? This girl is livin’ large! She is lightweight and trim. She is cool! You did know that the first handbag designed for Coach was inspired by a brown paper shopping bag, right? Well not a lot has changed since 1962.

Now more then ever it seems we are in need of a larger purse, handbag or tote that is practical yet functional enough to conceal prosaic items we cannot leave behind. Besides the mundane everyday squibs such as a cell phone, wallet and keys, we do on occasion need to carry things we want to keep undisclosed. What could a woman want that needs to be kept concealed?

Coach Bag Carly Signature secretly wants to be with Mr. Handsome but doesn’t want to show him that she has already prepared to spend the weekend hanging out with him. I mean you could prepare a tote bag and hide it in your car just in case. Then when he invites you to be his company for the weekend, you run out to your car to fetch your tote but that is not classy is it? Sort of kills the moment don’t you think?

Cheap Coach Carly Handbags isn’t like that. She can keep a secret about the necessities and unmentionables that are hidden in a woman’s purse so Mr. Handsome doesn’t think you are trying to move in. The Large Carly Leather Signature purse, tote or handbag zips tight to keep a woman’s enigma furtive.

Can you imagine yourself on a date with Mr. Handsome using a tote that doesn’t zip and accidentally disclosing your romantic desires for the world to see? Oops! Mr. Handsome suddenly gets a phone call and now finds Mr. Guys-guy’s birthday party down at O’Connell’s more enticing than your pajamas and toothbrush. Don’t let Mr. Handsome run away with Mr. Guys-guy because you decided to be cheap instead of spending a few extra dollars on a Carly Leather handbag that could have kept your inclinations discrete. You can be practical without looking like Allison Reynolds (Ally Sheedy) from The Breakfast Club. Women should always be prepared for what life has to offer.

Seriously, there are two ways to mess around. It’s called cleaning up the mess around the restaurant floor after spilling the intimate contents from your purse. Then there is cleaning up the mess trying to explain to Mr. Handsome that your intentions were good. I don’t know about you but I don’t feel the need to explain myself to Mr. Handsome.

Now besides having a handbag that serves a greater purpose, the Carly Signature Large by Coach comes in a variety of different patchwork designs, colors and canvases. My personal favorites are the classic, Coach Carly large authentic khaki/black purse handbag, and the Signature Denim with patent trim Large Carly because of its lightweight and durable signature fabric with crinkle patent leather trim and size.

Carly Large is made with Coach’s patent leather or canvas material in the traditional colors, brown and black but she also comes in an array of different patent leather patchworks, colors and canvas designs. From summer blues, whites and pinks to holiday browns, reds and oranges.

Coach Carly Handbag is more than a lady, she is a Coach!